Penn State at Northwestern

Kyle says:

The battle of the Big Ten “pussies.” Penn State is 3-0 for the first time since the Clinton Administration. Nice to see the Nitts playing some good football. Unfortunately, I don’t think the State College Nursing Home is going to let Joe Pa attend this week’s game. You see, they don’t let their patients go out of state, and the Nittany Lions are heading to Evanston for this battle. Northwestern, on the other hand, is 2-1. They got their ass’ beat in the hot Arizona sun last week. I imagine there will be more to come this week and every other week until they play IU. Look for Penn State to roll onto victory this week. And look for Joe Pa to roll out on the field in a wheel chair next week.

The Pennsylvania State University - 34
Purple is for fucking faggots - 13

Brett says:

There will be a whole bunch of pussies this Saturday in Evanston. It's looking like Penn State has a great chance to be undefeated going into their matchup with the Buckeyes in two weeks. Joe Pa must be restless every night at his 3 o'clock dinner at the Golden Corral. Hell, he probably can't even get to sleep until 8 o'clock he's getting so excited. As for Northwestern, they finally got a dose of the whoop ass they'll be receiving most of the year in the Big Ten. This game will be closer than you think, but Joe Pa leads the Lions to another win on their journey, just like that journey Joe Pa took to the Oregon Territory back in the 1800's. You think Joe get mad at refs now, you should have seen him when his damn oxen died when he tried to
ford the river.

Lion Pussy - 28
Wildcat Pussy - 23

Corey says:

Old Man Time takes his team to Northwestern to start off the Big Ten season. I think this should be a pretty good game. I actually like Northwestern in the match up. Northwestern's running game might be pretty good, with Sutton putting up some good numbers early in the season. They always have that gay ass offense that annoys the hell out of teams, too. I'm still not sold on Penn State turning their program back around, and this game will be a sign that they are still in the lower tier of the conference.

NW - 34
PSU - 30