Central Michigan at Penn State

Kyle says:

Penn State is actually good this year. They will beat the hell out of the Chippewas. Thank God Joe Pa’s catheter didn’t come out last week. I still think he will probably die at some point in the season this year. Probably late in the season. I think he’ll get a nasty case of pneumonia. Too bad, really. I like Joe Pa. Back to the game. Ass whoopin’.

Nittany Pussies - 38
Central Mishagain - 13

Brett says:

Joe Pa is looking to lead his boys to a 3-0 record, something it seems Joe hasn't done since the Grant Administration. Central Michigan lost to Indiana earlier this year so the real question in this game isn't who's going to win, but who has to keep track of Joe Pa's medication this week. And hopefully Joe doesn't trip any refs with his walker this week, that was straight up bush league.

Signed the Declaration of Independence - 29
Directional Michigan - 13

Corey says:

Penn State - 30
Central Michigan - 14