(17)Michigan State at Illinois

Kyle says:

Ron Zook, welcome to the Big Ten. You will be introduced with the BITCH SLAP OF THE WEEK! This isn’t really going to be a huge blowout, but it will be the biggest of the week. This is a trap game for Michigan State. They are coming off a huge win with their dramatic OT contest against Notre Dame, and next week Michigan goes to East Lansing. The Spartans better be ready for this one. A road game and the first conference game of the season. It sounds weird since this is the Bitch Slap of the Week, but MSU could lose this game. First and foremost, I would like to thank Michigan State for beating Notre Dame and ripping all the sports writers across America heart’s out. Now, come to Columbus undefeated so we can beat your ass. Illinois surprised me last week hanging in against Cal. Granted, Cal’s QB and RB were out of the game. Sucks to be them. Anyways, Teague will have a million yards against Illinois. They gave up 27 to Rutgers, so I am assuming their defense sucks.

Sparty - 42
Ill, as in sick - 20

Brett says:

Although this won't really be a blowout, it's the B-B-B-B-B-ITCH SLAP OF THE WEEK. Michigan State did the country a favor and brought the Irish back down to earth last week. Now we don't have to hear about them until their next "huge victory." The Illini didn't play to bad out in Hippieville but showed their true colors in the second half. I wouldn't really expect this to be a blowout but Sparty has a great offense this year and the Illini defense is well the Illini defense.

Our logo was defecated on by the Fab Five - 43
Can Dee Brown play football? - 23

Corey says:

Illinois looked decent for a good part of the game last weekend (jerking off motion.) Michigan State is coming off a huge win at Notre Dame. I think MSU has a chance to have a good year and stir things up in the Big Ten this year. I don't think they are good enough to compete for a title, but they can win some big games.... and of course beat Illinois.

MSU - 45
Illinois - 14