(14)Michigan at Wisconsin


Kyle says:

It isn’t a night game, but it is late in the day (5 P.M.), so you know Madison is going to be rockin’. Plus, Miiiichigan strolls into town. Wisconsin has not won at home against Michigan since 1999. Look for that to change this week. I don’t know the exact status of Mike Hart, but I don’t think he will be 100 percent. I also think Chad Henne is a piece of shit. I don’t care about last week’s massacre of Eastern Michigan. River Valley could beat them, for Christ’s sake. I can’t wait to see the Wisconsin students and see how they welcome the Wolverweasels. You know damn well they’ll throw shit at them. That’s what they always do to opposing teams. Maybe throw some tampons at them because Michigan is a bunch of fucking pussies. Back to the game. Brian Calhoun will have a good game. Not great, but good. I think he will be a Heisman favorite following the week. Hard to fucking believe. He’ll eventually come back to Earth, though. He transferred for a reason. That reason is because he didn’t get playing time. That also happened for a reason and we’ll see why.

Badgers - 27
Meat Chicken - 23

Brett says:

Verrry interesting game. Wisconsin went into Chapel Hill and came away with the victory but this game will really prove what kind of team they are. Michigan finally got ahold of some penicilin this last week and layed it on the EMUs. I heard they were kicking the EMUs out of the county for that ass kicking. For UW, Calhoun has been on an absoulte tear, very similar to Ron Dayne other than he doesn't make 6 trips to Dunkin Donuts everyday. I think the Badgers come away with the victory here, Michigan might have to forfeit due to not having enough players as the Madison fans just skip the marshmallows with coins in them and just start chuckin pillowcases full of bricks at the players.


Madison Cheeseheads - 31
Hooray STD Medicine! - 28

Corey says:

Michigan really laid the pipe last weekend, but Wisconsin is a little better than EMU. I think they may have gotten things straightened out, though. I think this will be a shoot-out, even though michigan blanked EMU last week, and Wisconsin has given up 5 points in the last two weeks. I think that Wisconsin will have to score a lot of points to play with Michigan, even though that's probably not the kind of game they want to get in.

Michigan - 42
Wisconsin - 34